G D7
I wouldn’t kick a cactus cactus plants have thorns
G
I wouldn’t kick a Brahma Brahma steers have horns
C
I never tease with honeybees cause honeybees will sting
D7 G
But when I squeeze a woman I don’t fear anything
C G
And yet a pretty woman is a deadly weapon
C D7
Is a deadly weapon like a gun
C G
I know a pretty woman is a deadly weapon
D7 G
But I don’t have sense enough to run
D7
I wouldn’t let a bobcat close enough to scratch
G
And when I’m near explosives I won’t strike a match
C
I won’t give a snake an even break cause snakes can kill you dead
D7 G
But when I kiss a woman I guess I lose my head
C G
And yet a pretty woman is a deadly weapon
C D7
Is a deadly weapon like a knife
C G
I know a pretty woman is a deadly weapon
D7 G
Yet I trust a woman with my life
C G
I know a pretty woman is a deadly weapon
C D7
Is a deadly weapon yes-sir-ree
C G
But I have known a lot of pretty deadly weapons
D7 G
And there’s still a lot of life in me
D7 G
And there’s still a lot of life in me