Verse 1:
E G
Put down your chainsaw and listen to me it’s time for us to join in the fight
A C E
It’s time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys it’s time to let the bedbugs bite
E G
You better put all your eggs in one basket you better count your chickens before they hatch
A C E
You better sell some wine before it’s time you better find yourself an itch to scratch
Chorus 1:
E D E
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole’s not around
B D E A B [riff 2]
Stick your head in the microwave and give yourself a tan
Verse 2:
E G
Talk with your mouth full, bite the hand that feeds you
A C E D E
Bite on more than you can chew, what can you do? Dare to be stupid!
E G
Take some wooden nickles, look for Mr. Goodbar
A C E D E
Get your mojo working now I’ll show you how! You can dare to be stupid!
Pre-Chorus 2:
A B
You can turn the other cheek, you can just give up the ship
A B A E
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip, Dare to be stupid!
B A E B A E
Come on and dare to be stupid, it’s so easy to do, Dare to be stupid!
B A E
We’re all waiting for you, Let’s go!
[play riff 1]
Chorus 2:
E G
It’s time to make a mountain out of a molehill so can I have a volunteer
A C E
There’s no more time for crying over spilled milk now it’s time for crying in your beer
E G
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
A C E D E
And party ‘till you’re broke and they drag you away, it’s OK, you can dare to be stupid
Post-Chorus 2:
A B A B
It’s like spitting on a fish, it’s like barking up a tree
A B A
It’s like I said you gotta buy one if you want to get one free, Dare to be stupid! (yes)
B A E
Why don’t you, Dare to be stupid!
B A E
It’s so easy to do, Dare to be stupid!
B A E
We’re all waiting for you, Dare to be stupid!
Verse 3:
E G A
Burn your candle at both ends look a gift horse in the mouth
C [riff 2]
Mashed potatoes can be your friends
E G
You can be a coffee achiever, you can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
A C E D E E D E
The future’s up to you, so what you gonna do? Dare to be stupid, Dare to be stupid
Outro:
B A E
What did I say? Dare to be stupid!
B A E
Tell me, what did I say? Dare to be stupid!
B A E
It’s alright, Dare to be stupid!
B A E
We can be stupid all night! Dare to be stupid!
B A E
Come on, join the crowd, Dare to be stupid!
B A E
Shout it out loud! Dare to be stupid!
B A E
I can’t hear you, Dare to be stupid!
B A E
OK, I can hear you now, Dare to be stupid!
B A E
Let’s go, Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!
B A E
Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!
B A E
Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!
B A E
Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!